Quotation

Ambiii143
"I have three things to tell you. One, Liam Wu drinks cranberry juice because when he has too much sex, like he did this afternoon as soon as he got back here and saw his girlfriend, Jordan, he gets a bladder infection- like a fucking girl. Second, you want to use the word gorgeous very, very sparingly, especially in your position. Third, I am going to make you athletic, or you will never, ever get laid except by fucking accident, which is in some ways worse than ever."